Have you seen those photo galleries or human interest news stories on Facebook with headlines meant specifically to tempt you to click?
Have you clicked on any of them?
If the answer to either of those questions is “no,” you’re either lying or living in a severe state of denial. As annoying as these headlines can be, I’ve decided that Bible Gateway should capitalize on this trend to update Bible stories to get people to read them.
Here are a few that I think will work well for the viral generation:
The Most Embarrassing Murder of All Time! (We could hardly watch.)
Scandal! One Politician Turns a Victory Rally Into a Strip Dance (Wait till you hear what his wife had to say!)
You’ll Never Guess How This Father Reacted To His Long-Lost Son! (Verse 20 moved me to tears.)
Okay, your turn! 50 imaginary bonus points for anyone who comments with a Bible story in viral-headline form.