Happy Valentine’s Day Eve! (That’s a thing, right? Like, where you eat carrot sticks and rice so you can eat too much chocolate the next day?)
It’s become a tradition on the blog to put up a page of homemade Valentines in February. This year’s round is for my sister, a big Star Wars fan. (You’re welcome, kid!)
Do some of these probably already exist out in Internet-land? Yes. Are there about a billion Star Wars valentines being sold every second today to young padawans who have class parties tomorrow? Yes. Did I still really want brooding Anakin on a valentine of my own? Also yes.
I could have gone on for dozens of punny slogans, but here are a few. Put more ideas in the comments…I love reading them! And check out the Theologian, Lord of the Rings, and love-at-first-fight valentines too if you need more.
Okay, friends: here’s your chance. You’ve got three trilogies (and an extended universe) of characters to write valentine mottos for. Go!
The Monday Heretic 
“I don’t need a collection of hearts. Just yours.” – General Grevious
“Your love is worth a lot to me” – Boba Fett
“The very thought of you leaves me disarmed.” – Wampa
“I am fluent in over 6 million forms of expressing my love for you.” – C-3PO
“<3 Whew-whoo <3" – R2-D2
You are sweeter than blue milk. – Aunt Beru
I heart short stormtroopers – Leia
I fall to pieces over you – C3PO
Arrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh – Chewie
I’d steal a droid for you – Jaws