Last year, I made a series of valentines based on famous theologians (the comments section of that post is priceless). Afterward, my sister texted me and said: “Those were great…but I didn’t get half of the jokes. Next year, make Lord of the Rings valentines.”
When the twin sister requests something…she gets it.
So, here you go. Enjoy them, print them out, use them as inspiration to watch a certain movie trilogy this Valentine’s Day instead of the latest rom-com, whatever works.
With love,
The Monday Heretic.
Any other characters you’d like to suggest? Or some alternate captions for the ones already pictured?
The Monday Heretic 
“You’re my precious” XDDD Oh my goodness… I’m laughing so hard at that one.
Nothing says romance like Gollum…
Absolutely love it! I’d like to see Pride & Prejudice valentines next year. 🙂
I actually saw a Darcy one that made me laugh. It’s him sort of scowling and the line “You’re tolerable, I suppose” underneath it. 😛
Oooh, great idea Doreen!
Denethor, “I love you almost as much as my eldest son.” Post Weather Top
Haha, yikes. It hurts because it’s true…
Frodo, “If you want me, come and claim me.” I’m sure there is a good Treebeard one too. Or Wormtongue, “I would betray my King and Country for you.”
Treebeard: “There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men to describe my love for you.”
YES. Also, Treebeard’s should be a super long scroll of paper with one of these words per foot.
All excellent. Though I can’t say I’d want to get a Wormtongue valentine.
These are fantastic, Amy! I’m almost tempted to print off and send one of them…but I shouldn’t. xD
No? Possibly…the secret admirer one? 🙂
…possibly…. 0=)
These are beautiful. Simply beautiful. I look forward to seeing what you plan for next year.
I will be scheming!
Aw, these made me smile 🙂
Glad you enjoyed them, Lydia!
This is great. I want to use these. This is not the day. I will use. No, I mustn’t.
I hope you settled this battle in your mind! 🙂
I love these, but I loved the theologian ones even more. Someone shared them on Facebook, and now you have a new blog subscriber. 😉
Thanks for joining, Elizabeth! And I had way too much fun making both sets.
“You banished me from the movie; don’t banish me from your heart.” – Tom Bombadil
TOM! He’s great. Good choice, Stephen!
I want to post the link to these right now! But I’ll wait 3 days. I’ll try anyway. 😀
So glad you enjoyed them!
Galadriel: I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired to ask what you offer.
You shall love me, and despair.
Excellent, David. That last bit especially.
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Por eso se debe leer a Tolkien.
So glad I found you. I love your blog and your valentines. These are so hilarious! I just happened to watchFellowship of the Ring yesterday while being sick
So next year….Narnia? And I may reblog this on http://www.caroline-ruth.com if ya don’t mind. Its too cute not to share.